This mount is almost as appropriate as the deathcharger.
GT: OH GOD NO DONT YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!
TT: You don’t think I’ll do it?
GT: NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME A BONER DIRK!!!
TT: Sorry Jake. The plan’s in motion.
TT: Next stop, Boner City.
GT: SO THAT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG???
GT: TO GIVE ME A BONER???
TT: And you
TT: Got one.
Thanks to Dave Strider’s timetables, I was able to successfully travel into the far future. I was astonished to find that one of the last remaining unabridged copies of “HOMESTUCK: ACTS 1-5” was held in safe keeping at the IASTFD (International Archive of Sacred Texts and Food Court). I later learned that much of the other copies were destroyed, along with much other web-based literature, consumed in the blistering flames of the Great Tumblr War of 2413. The details of this deadly conflict are sketchy and all evidence has been heavily photoshopped by the New United States Government & Casino. However, eyewitness accounts gathered from the myriad of surviving victims tell that it began when a sizable section of the internet was deleted that faithful day. Internet scholars explain that the newly formed Twitermblrbook+™© caused hard drives across the globe to spontaneously combust and eventually explode due to, some theories simply say, “an overwhelming amount of butthurt that not even the most powerful supercomputers could handle”.
Please reblog this to spread awareness so that the world may wise up and possibly prevent this horrible future from happening, rendering it nothing more but a doomed timeline.
I made this for some reason, but I can’t remember why >:|
And the feathers on his arms or something always knocking over the pieces on the board.
I`m reading Wolfheart, for those who know it.
Varian`s at the banquet, and I literally shouted at my book;
`You`re embarrassing yourself in front of Velen! In front of everyone!`
I pretty much felt that way about Varian through 2/3rds of the book.
Also I didn’t know Malfurion was good at chess.
>assume flight form
>fly onto ship to Wetlands
>look back to see that the ship is sailing away while I’m left sitting in midair
>fly after it
Oh man this has happened to me so many times.
Druidism: communing with nature and giving zero fucks about physics.
That’s right, you read correctly.
I love how her armour is supposed to protect her, looks nice, but dragon form ftw
At least with Sylvanas the plate bikini doesn’t have to make sense, since she’s undead.