lizawithazed:

paronomaniac:

kileyrae:

President Obama’s full remarks at the 2012 White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

I know where he was going with the pit bull joke, but he ended up also making an regrettable hockey mom joke. The rest, though? Pure gold.

20 minutes well and happily spent.

Oh god 13:10.

I almost fell out of my chair.