We traded stories about the war, ‘e ‘ad a particularly amusin’ one about ‘ow ‘e had a group of ‘eroes raid Shadowfang for ‘im. Apparently they—includin’ Ivar—were bein’ lazy and lettin’ the heroes do the work and take the risks. Even goin’ so far as pretendin’ to be dead.

It was apparently a jape they were very amused over. ‘E’s an odd one, Ivar.

So, yeah. It goes, chum. It goes.

One of those adventurers was me. D: 


I though we were BFFs.

No matter. I got to kick the shit out of Godfrey. (the traitor)