Oh god I need video of this:
“Varian takes you and your NPC buddies on a little walk around the courtyard, then asks for you to spar with him. You’re dropped into combat and he stands there while you whiff over and over, until he finally yells "Come on, Pandaren! HIT ME!”. You’re then get a hit in on him and are treated to an amazing slow-mo of Varian getting fucking decked by your character that cuts to the reaction shot of one of the NPC’s making a 
expression.“