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barkentin:

ask-mistercrowley:

So, Barky brought up th’question of fleas. I’m sure that some of ya mighta been thinkin’ what ol’ Crowley would ‘ave to say about this particular topic.

Well, if I were wunna those true-blooded Gilneans, I’d likely say somethin’ like…

*Lord Crowley exercises his best falsetto and hand-flopping.*

“Well, I never! As if any self-respecting Gilnean would even entertain the thought of being host to a parasitic creature as vile as a flea. Sir, you’ve insulted my dignity and I won’t have it!”

I, ‘owever, am not such a Gilnean.

So… fleas? Let’s be ‘onest, ‘oo gives a damn? All creatures’re out fer their own survival, us worgen too. Circle of life’n all that, innit? So if a worgen ‘as a flea or two, s’just natural. I’m thinkin’ it’d be a bit paradoxical to ‘ate on nature as a worgen, don’cha think, chum?

Oh dear, he’s taken to calling me ‘Barky’ again…

Well… s’yer name, innit? Barky! Why would I be callin’ ya anythin’ else? Or Per’aps you’d prefer Sir Erasmus Q. Barkentin the Third, Esq, eh?

But… that’s not even my first name!

ask-mistercrowley:

So, Barky brought up th’question of fleas. I’m sure that some of ya mighta been thinkin’ what ol’ Crowley would ‘ave to say about this particular topic.

Well, if I were wunna those true-blooded Gilneans, I’d likely say somethin’ like…

*Lord Crowley exercises his best falsetto and hand-flopping.*

“Well, I never! As if any self-respecting Gilnean would even entertain the thought of being host to a parasitic creature as vile as a flea. Sir, you’ve insulted my dignity and I won’t have it!”

I, ‘owever, am not such a Gilnean.

So… fleas? Let’s be ‘onest, ‘oo gives a damn? All creatures’re out fer their own survival, us worgen too. Circle of life’n all that, innit? So if a worgen ‘as a flea or two, s’just natural. I’m thinkin’ it’d be a bit paradoxical to ‘ate on nature as a worgen, don’cha think, chum?

Oh dear, he’s taken to calling me ‘Barky’ again…

uh that is zombocom. you can do anything at zombocom
anything at all

the only limit

is

yourself 

egelska:

because if it just shows up the day after theramore goes down I’m gonna be pissed

it’s supposed to take like days or weeks to take effect and even then it happens most often if you have A) a pre-existing autoimmune disease which they didn’t talk to us about jaina having or B) salt-and-pepper hair…

but ~~~~~~~~~~magic~~~~~~~~~~

(i feel the hair thing is silly to begin with)