Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin canāt find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.
I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid
the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again
Iād like to remind everyone again that itās literally canon that Vader canāt step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down
aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere
iĀ d o n tĀ l i k eĀ s a n d
okay but what if everyone was likeĀ āvader, kenobiās on tattooine. heās obviously on tattooine. heās been there for years. heās just right fucking there, we all know it.ā and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like theyāre magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. likeĀ āno i donāt like that try againā.Ā
kenobiās just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesnāt need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that sayĀ āCOME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SANDā and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate.
palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino
āheās on tattooine,ā palpatine says.Ā
ānuh uh,ā vader says, and peers under a couch.
hereās a quick sketch of a bit of thing Trovos, my orc shaman, can do with water
Water warriors!
I donāt want to say itās similar to necromancy because he doesnāt raise the dead, per se, but he can encase dead bodies/skeletons in a water bubble and technically heās controlling that water to make them move and fight
okay heading to work I will chisel at this idea a bit more later!