Reblog this and you will gain large amounts of cash in unexpected ways.
They’d learn a lesson in dimensional analysis:
A $100 bill weighs 1g. The maximum carrying weight of a van is 950kg Less the average human in North America (80kg) = 870kg The van has a maximum of $87,000,000
Our car has a cargo capacity of 249kg With the same math (249kg * 1000g/kg * 100$/g) we can carry $24,900,000
• This is probably SUPER fishy and– • Pick it up by lifting with your legs, not your back.
Vendor releases code update for an appliance the Admins have in production. In pre-testing the Admins discover that the Vendor left in some development glue and calls to a hidden API. The results that the Admins get from the testing box are somewhat interesting, then someone asks “Y’know, I wonder if…” while looking at the Production appliance.
