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protosena:

An amazing commission done by destr for kemenios and my own character.

itmakesnosense:

“Not all those who wander are lost.” 

― J.R.R. Tolkien

Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.

Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?

Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while…

[whispering]

Airport Security Officer: it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

genociderishimaru:

there it is

sleepiestprince:

creampuffanatomy:

And Starlord was born

holy shit

m4rkeks:

Stylish Shiba

sheepherderer:

“Don’t you dare!”

“I am sorry”

Way back in Wotlk, patch 3.2, Sallad had a two person quest with Anrua (the priest) to clear out a few undead that were getting to close too the argent tournament. Usually a dk and priest don’t make the best team but it was a job that needed to get done and everyone was spread thin as it is. 

They were doing well until a necromancer came out of no where and hit Sallad with a some kinda curse-poison-type attack. Sallad wanted to be carried back to the tournament grounds to get medical help but the poison was spreading too fast for them to make it. Anrua had to cleanse (de-curse lmao) her wound, it worked but the pain was so intense on the dk that she was knocked out for pretty long while. 

She now has an edgy scar on the side of her torso, which will never fully close. 

cyntheticlifeform:

greyeyedwolfie:

THERE ARE SNAKES IN MY BOOT

This is what conventions are all about.

tevruden:

Here’s the full version of that picture.

I feel the need to bring this back.

ragewang:

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