Chats

Because, like it or not, we’re not all balls of sunshine all the time. We can be pure salt when we want to be.

☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?
♥ What’s the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?
♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?
♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz
♚ How many people don’t like you?
⚜ How many people do you not like?
✮ Have you managed to stay away from drama?
☄ Have you ever been in the middle of drama?
☯ Have you ever tried to bring peace to a situation?
☼ How long do you stay mad?
☀ What’s your rp pet peeve?
☁ Have you ever forgiven a partner when you shouldn’t have?
☂ Have you ever been forgiven when you knew you shouldn’t have been?
☢ What fads/trends are you so over?
☣ Have you ever rp’d with someone you knew for a fact was abusive but tried to give them a chance/to make up your own opinion on the roleplayer? Did they change or did you understand what people were talking about?
♨ Have you ever made a public call out post?
❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?
✿ What do you think about public call out posts?
✂ A fandom that you feel isn’t open and accepting?
✉ A fandom that you feel is open and accepting?
✦ Thoughts on duplicates following you?
✧ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction?
❥ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you?
❦ Has someone been jealous of you?
❧ Have you ever been jealous of anyone?
✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?
♒ Thoughts on the fandom you’re currently rping in?
❣ How salty are you feeling right now?

Symmetra: Teleporter online
Sombra: -walks through-
Symmetra: -walks through-
Sombra: Oh weird someone hacked your teleporter to take us to a fancy restaurant do you want to have dinner with me?

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ….acknowledged

Tol: is that my shirt
Smol, wearing a shirt that goes down to their knees: … no

what they say: i don’t find trans people attractive
what they mean: i fail to realize that trans is an umbrella term that encompases a huge community and that there is no inherent characteristic that comes with being trans and that by grouping and excluding such a giant community i am being ignorant and incredibly transphobic whether i want to admit it or not

Person: Are you a guy or a girl?

Zenyatta: I am an Omnic.

Person: Yeah, but what’s in your pants?

Zenyatta: Tranquility.

what i had to do today: lots of stuff
what i did today: nothing
how i feel: guilty
does this feeling make me wanna do something: no

my brain: you know how you could make your life better?
me: more swords
my brain: no. Not waiting to do things last minute
me: I need to not wait on getting more swords in my life

Mei: You know you shouldn’t be littering your guns all over the place, it’s bad for the environment!
Reaper: I’ll have you know that I care about the environment, which is why my guns are 100% biodegradable, just watch.
(Reaper shoots once and throws his guns to the ground)
(Minutes pass and a small tree sprouts from the guns)
Mei: Oh my god that’s amazing!
Reaper: You haven’t seen the half of it
(Small tree starts sprouting guns)
Reaper: Where did you think I get all my guns from?
Submitted by Idiotwithapencil