Soldier 76: I’m not a young man anymore.
Also Soldier 76: runs faster than every other goddamn person, LoSes the healer and gets himself blown up by the red team.
Soldier 76: I’m not a young man anymore.
Also Soldier 76: runs faster than every other goddamn person, LoSes the healer and gets himself blown up by the red team.
Someone: Why are there ghosts singing carols in the hallway?
Necromancer: I just thought I would help raise some holiday spirits
Someone: I’m divorcing you
Necromancer: We’re married?
Character with cybernetics from any media with cyborgs: I never wanted to be like this… I’m a monster… Am I even human or am I nothing but a machine?
Me, if I ever got cybernetics: WHOOOOO suck my robo DICK i am the coolest motherfucker im a god damn cyborg im gonna go jump off a bridge for fun aND LIVE BECAUSE IM A GOD DAMN COOL ASS CYBORG DUDE IM GONNAPUNCH A BEAR IN THE FACE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
Asexual Sexual Orientations 101
Sex Positive: I don’t feel sexual attraction but I do enjoy the physical sensation of sex. (Maybe even crave it!)
Sex Neutral: I can have sex but I don’t need it. To be honest I have no strong feelings about sex. But a slice of pizza would be better.
Sex Repulsed: I don’t like sex. I don’t want to have sex. I’m not going to have sex with you. I understand that people enjoy sex but I do not.
The presence of a libido does not invalidate any of these orientations. Dicks jokes and sexual humor do not invalidate these asexuals. These orientations are a SPECTRUM and are very fluid. Asexuals can and do exist in between theses definitions.
matt mercer in blizzards medieval torture basement: OKAY FINE I’LL SAY I LIKE MCHANZO
Jeffery Kaplan: *stretches his rack further* SAY THAT THEY’RE DOMESTIC TOO
me: pls talk to me pls !!pls pls!!!
me: *can’t hold a conversation*
me: *has nothing interesting to say*
me: *is bad at replying*
me: pls 🙂 talkto me
Me: I love this person…so much….they’re such an important part of my life…I wouldn’t be the same without them….how can I convey that to them?
Me:
Me:
Me: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect
Junkrat: So who’s the guy in the skull mask?
76: He goes by Reaper now, but he used to be Gabriel Reyes-
Roadhog: Wait, The blackwatch guy?
76: Yes?
Roadhog: The blackwatch guy who came to the outback to help during the crisis while Overwatch stayed at the coast?
76: Well yeah, but-
Roadhog: Junkrat pack your bag we’re joining Talon