Chats

September 19, 2012 /

Me: blake
Me: scar of the worldbreaker
Me: looks like a
Me: dick
Me: and the end of it
Me: is dragon’s mouth
Me: wHAT DOES THIS MEAN
Blake: Jaina
Blake: WAIT I’M SORRY
Me: ALWKHERWGKLR
Me: AHAH
Blake: no im not
Me: OH MY GOSH

September 17, 2012 /

Me reading Tides of War: do you know what i want?
computer:
Me reading Tides of War:
computer:
Me reading Tides of War:
Me reading Tides of War: literally anything but this.

what if years from now homestuck is regarded as a piece of classic literature taught in high school English classes

September 8, 2012 /

teacher: class take out your homestuck volume one turn to page 140
students: omg we’re going to have a quiz today what’s godtier again I should have studied
: do we have to read the pesterlogs
: i think I’ll just look up the intermission on sparknotes tonight
: ugh I can’t understand a word in this did andrew hussie even know proper english
: name all the trolls in order of blood caste what help

Sometime after Andorhal…

September 3, 2012 /

Thassarian: I know I’m forgetting something important. I just can’t remember what.
Thassarian: *checks pockets*
Thassarian: What the hell am I forgetting?
Thassarian: House keys, check.
Thassarian: Runeblade, check.
Thassarian: Lur… aw fuck! Lurid!

July 25, 2012 /

Sarah Griffin: im p sure if i was a druid my feral forms would literally be like that one baby polar bear from germany Knut (even if he died :C) and that kitten and id be like YEAH NIGGA YEAH LOOK AT MY LEET FUCKIN DPS as i bite deathwing’s ankles next to the fully geared prot warrior like what the hell are you doing go home cat
Hutch Hutchison, Duchess of Hutchworth, son of a Hutch: omg

July 24, 2012 /

[1:40:10 AM] Sarah Griffin: i like troll druids because they look like tigers and tigers are my favorite animal also buh sfkljgksf i ship this so hard
[1:40:12 AM] Sarah Griffin: am i you
[1:40:16 AM] Sarah Griffin: im you
[1:40:23 AM] Hutch Hutchison, Duchess of Hutchworth, son of a Hutch: foHJgoddDAMNIT
[1:40:25 AM] Hutch Hutchison, Duchess of Hutchworth, son of a Hutch: GET OUT OF MY HEAD

I just desperately want anduin to come out because

July 13, 2012 /

Anduin: “dad i have something to tell you!”
Varian: “what is it?”
Anduin: “welll i’m kind of seeing somoene…”
Varian: “she isn’t an orc, is she?”
Anduin: “uh, it’s kind of a guy.”
Varian: “but human, right?”
Anduin: “yeah but-”
Varian: “carry on then.”

June 28, 2012 /

plot twist: 5 years later she never sees sk8er boi on MTV because MTV doesn’t play music.

June 24, 2012 /

me in the morning: i’m tired don’t look at me
me at school: i’m tired don’t touch me
me after school: i’m tired don’t talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????