Chats

me at 7AM: tired
me at 12PM: tired
me at 3PM: tired
me at 7PM: tired
me at 10PM: tired
me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM

Jaina: Oh gosh I just imagined
Jaina: At Garrosh’s trial, Anduin’s there
Jaina: Imagine Garrosh’s face when he sees Anduin
Jaina: The last time he saw Anduin was under the Divine Bell
Cloud: “Surprise bitch, bet you thought you’d seen the last of me”
Jaina: *CACKLES*

[2:19 AM] (Channel) Dante: … oh that norushen kill?
[2:19 AM] (Channel) Dante: yeah it was
[2:19 AM] (Channel) Dante: p close
[2:19 AM] (Channel) Dante: i spammed kill shit

france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn’t even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.

Leaked dialogue from the defeat of Garrosh Hellscream

Chen Stormstout: It is done. The Warchief is dead…
Chen Stormstout: But without a Master to control them the restless Horde will become an even greater threat to this world…
Chen Stormstout: Control must be maintained.
Thrall: The weight of such a burden…
Thrall: It must be mine for, there is no oth-
Bolvar Fordragon: GO’EL! YOU HOLD A GRIM DESTINY IN YOUR HANDS.
Bolvar Fordragon: BUT IT IS NOT YOURS.
Bolvar Fordragon: PLACE THE PAULDRONS UPON MY SHOULDERS.
Bolvar Fordragon: FOREVER MORE I WILL BE THE WARCHIEF OF THE HORDE.

[1:02:11 AM] oboon: go orc slutmog with me
[1:02:16 AM] oboon: lets convince talon to slutmog with us
[1:02:18 AM] Dumass: oh my gOD
[1:02:27 AM] oboon: youll be like a dominatrix with her adonis cow boyfriend
[1:02:31 AM] Dumass: OH
[1:02:32 AM] Dumass: M
[1:02:32 AM] Dumass: Y
[1:02:33 AM] Dumass: GOD
[1:02:55 AM] oboon: sleek, well-groomed fur and bulging muscle
[1:03:10 AM] Dumass: iM GONNA SHIT
[1:03:21 AM] oboon: polished hooves and heavy lidded eyes, a well-kept but unruly mane and a studded bullring in his nose
[1:03:31 AM] oboon: decorated hornsI CANT KEEP
[1:03:32 AM] oboon: GOING
[1:03:40 AM] Dumass: IM
[1:03:41 AM] Dumass: GOING
[1:03:42 AM] Dumass: TO CRY

And then have a slightly happier Death Knight ‘what if’ that I assaulted Cam with over Skype

Lafayelle: Man I keep thinking about the ‘Death Knight outliving his friends thing’ and like, and I keep thinking of people that might have a Death Knight in the family – like someone’s great great great great great great great aunt/uncle was BFFs with this dude and this Death Knight might look out for his friends great grandkids and so on, but the family looks after the Death Knight so they’ll never be alone?

Cam: aw

Cam: but dks are dangerous

Cam: they might not wann be near their family

Cam: if theyre still around

Lafayelle: But imagine like

Lafayelle: all these little kids get told this story of this BIG SCARY ICE MONSTER that was actually very lonely and sad. And he would try to make friends but being a BIG SCARY ICE MONSTER he couldn’t live near people because he scared them and he sometimes hurt people when he didn’t mean to. But your great great great great great great great great uncle was very brave (and a little stupid) and he made friends with the BIG SCARY ICE MONSTER even though sometimes it was very hard (and a little scary). And so it sort of becomes this sort of pseudo-winter-veil story thing and new little bits and pieces get added on every other year.

Lafayelle: But like, this Death Knight dude, who might be living up in Northrend gets like, HEAPS of letters from little kids addressed to THE BIG (not so) SCARY ICE MONSTER.

Cam: awawa

Cam: that would be really cute

Cam: ugh

Lafayelle: And they’re all letters saying like ‘HI MY NAME IS SUCH-AND-SUCH AND I’M 8 AND I HEARD YOU LIKE EXPLOSIONS? I MADE ONE THE OTHER DAY IN THE KITCHEN BUT MUM GOT VERY CROSS AND SAID I CAN’T USE THE GUNPOWDER ON THE STOVE LIKE THAT AGAIN. MY FAVOURITE COLOUR’S BLUE, WHAT’S YOURS?’