Tracer: Aren’t you going in with me?
Soldier 76: I’m not your dad, Lena! [hands her a lunch box] Here’s your sandwiches, I’ll pick you up at five.
Imagination: omg yes
Drawing skills: wtf no
@ people who tag: i read all of them ya nasties
@ people who don’t tag: do u even have thoughts
Meanwhile at Betty White’s house.
Death: *slowly cracks open door* Hello, Betty.
Betty White: *cocks shotgun* Hello.
Death: *slowly closing door* Just saying hi.
Betty White: *aims shotgun* As always.
Me: fuuuck, I gotta focus and get some drawing done
Also me: yes, but have you considered if you start drawing you’ll have to confront head-on all the inadequacies that make you wanna give up
Shimada bros:
Genji: [stepping out of a shadow as he begins to softly glow green, underscored by a gentle hiss of steam] brother stop being so dramatic
Hanzo: [standing in a gentle breeze as the smoke from the incense he lit wafts around him, softly releasing a clutched handful of sparrow feathers into the wind while a single tear rolls down his cheek] I’m never dramatic
straight people: * make every movie straight and assume their infant children are already straight*
lgbt couple: indirectly look at each other in public
straight people: thats it. ive had it. im not homophobic but this is too much. its all in my face and i cannot do this. my heterosexual eyes are throbbing-
a bro: actually I’m a devil’s advocate
satan: *appears from hell* you’re not even a lawyer, chad