Chats

Duroton: If you’re an Orc. Why are you green?
Drek’thar: Oh my god Duroton. You can’t just ask people why they’re green.

January: “I want to fuck the clock”
August: “I want to fuck the robot fox”
October: “I want to fuck the skeleton ghost”

tumblr: we’ve made some more changes to the dashboard
x-kit guy: *sighs loudly, stares wistfully out the window, rolls up sleeves*

me: *makes a character who is a zombie*
me: ah yes
me: *draws them shirtless*

Lord Runeboner: ah yes
Lord Runeboner: magical penis p–
Lord Runeboner: damn it
Andrea: omfg
Tevruden: look magical penis powers keep me from getting doxxed
Andrea: look what you’ve done
Andrea: now all i can think about is anty’s magical penis powers

step one: orcs

Artist: I wanna draw.
Artist: But I don’t want to draw.

Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
Asexual: I don’t like sex.
Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? “”””DONT LIKE SEX”””???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.

me: i love my fave!
someone, inevitably: yea btu did you know that they are problematic. they said things that were bad once. just wanted to tell you, when you were talking about how much you liked them, you failed to mention why they are terrible. just so you know