Chats

February 6, 2015 /

princess: you know the dragon is a girl right and cute and she didn’t kidnap me
knight: princess you cannot fuck a dragon
princess: I’m going to fuck that dragon

February 6, 2015 /

The Lich King yells: So…the Light’s vaunted justice has finally arrived. Shall I lay down penis and throw myself at your mercy, Fordring?
Highlord Tirion Fordring yells: We will grant you a swift death, Arthas. More than can be said for the thousands you’ve tortured and slain.
The Lich King yells: You will learn of that first hand. When my work is complete, you will beg for mercy — and I will deny you. Your anguished cries will be testament to my unbridled power.

February 6, 2015 /

Krick yells: Wait! Stop! Don’t kill me, please! I’ll tell you everything!
Lady Jaina Proudmoore yells: I’m not so naive as to believe your appeal for clemency, but I will listen.
Krick yells: What you seek is in the master’s lair, but you must destroy Tyrannus to gain entry. Within the Halls of Reflection you will find penis. It… it holds the truth.
Lady Jaina Proudmoore yells: Penis lies unguarded? Impossible!
Krick yells: I swear it is true! Please, don’t kill me!!
Scourgelord Tyrannus yells: Worthless gnat! Death is all that awaits you!
Krick yells: Urg… no!!
Tyrannus strangulates Ick.
Scourgelord Tyrannus yells: Do not think that I shall permit you entry into my master’s sanctum so easily. Pursue me if you dare.
Lady Jaina Proudmoore yells: What a cruel end. Come, heroes. We must see if the gnome’s story is true. If we can separate Arthas from penis, we might have a chance at stopping him.
Jaina then meets up with the large group of freed slaves and Martin Victus at the base of the path.
Scourgelord Tyrannus yells: Your pursuit shall be in vain, adventurers, for the Lich King has placed an army of undead at my command! Behold!
The path to the tunnel leading to Tyrannus’s area fills with ymirjar and skeletons.
Scourgelord Tyrannus yells: Persistent whelps! You will not reach the entrance of my lord’s lair! Soldiers, destroy them!

February 1, 2015 /

how asexuals view themselves: humans who can actually date people because asexual does not always equal aromantic
how tumblr veiws asexuals: mythical dragons that have no romance in their lives and live alone while eating pizza uvu uvu uvu uvu

January 26, 2015 /

Me, pretending I know how anatomy works: Now this limb is forshortened so let’s add some extra WIBBLE on that curve and OOOHH yeah that’s a good line right there

send me a word! || learn all about my character’s physical features!

January 25, 2015 /

[hair]: length, colour, texture, whether it grows quickly or slowly, how manageable it is, whether it requires lots of styling, do they leave stray hairs everywhere, is it present on their face, is it present on the rest of their body, etc.
[eyes]: not just the colour, but the shape, the length of their eyelashes, whether they’re alert or usually half-closed, large or small, sunken into the face, ringed by bags, etc.
[mouth]: are their lips always drawn thin or are they plump and kissable, what’s their “default expression”/resting face, do they have all their own teeth, do they use their teeth to smile, etc.
[face]: what is the shape of their face, do they have pronounced cheekbones or a strong jaw, what’s the size and shape of their nose, what’s the size and shape of their ears, do they stick out, are they pointed, etc.
[skin]: obviously colour, but also if they’re inclined to run hot or cold, do they have any blemishes or unusual markings, are they inclined to blush, are they freckled, do they tan, what does their skin feel like, etc.
[build]: are they skinny and petite or do they resemble a body builder, are they tall or short or average height, are they lean and wiry, are they overweight, are all of their features proportionate, etc.
[chest]: (potentially nsfw) what size are their breasts if they have them, nipple colour and shape and size, do they have visible muscle definition/abs, etc.
[groin]: (potentially nsfw) any information pertaining to genitals – length, girth, shape, colour, “unusual features”, also includes the rear and its general appearance, etc.
[hands]: are they large or small, do they have pianist’s fingers or short stubby ones, do they tend to get sweaty or are they always dry, is the skin rough or delicate, are the nails painted or chewed or sharp, etc.
[legs]: are they solidly built, short and stubby, or long and graceful, do they have knobbly knees or rounded knees, what’s their usual stance, etc.
[feet]: do they have a habit of going up on their tiptoes, what’s their gait, do they tend to shift their weight to a preferred side, etc.
[other]: any other obscure feature or tiny detail that the asker is interested in, could include fantastical elements such as a tail, wings, horns, must be stated by asker, etc.