Chats

9pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
10pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
11pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
12am: “I’m going to bed now.”
1am: “I’m going to bed now.”
2am: “I’m going to bed now.”
3am: “FUCK.”
4am: “FUCK.”
5am: “OKAY.”

friend: how many AU’s you want
me: Just fuck me up

me, on a date: so do u like memes?
my date: oh hell yeah
me, shoving breadsticks into my pocket: I have to g-
my date, shoving breadsticks into their pocket: I have to-
me:
my date:
me, slowly putting breadsticks back on table: tell me about urself

someone: I’m so confused bc I think I’m asexual but every once in a while _____ happens or I kind of feel ____ sometimes? so maybe I’m not? but i feel asexual usually so idk?
me: GRAY ASEXUAL. IT’S HERE FOR ALL YOUR LABELING NEEDS

Tumblr users who’ve been here since 2010: I just want to leave but I’ve got no where to go…

me: *asks friend to do anything with me*
me: bUT IT’S TOTALLY OKAy if you don’t want to i mean i know you’re probably super busy actually you know what nevermind i’m so sorry i’m s

me on a date: so how do you feel about feminism
them: not happy with it to be honest
me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry i have to –
them: i feel like most feminist spaces still aren’t inclusive enough of women of colour, trans women, lbpq women, women with disabilities,
me, slowly returning breadsticks: go on

Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces: Shipyard you fish loving fuck

Me: what’s your wifi code?
Them: oh I don’t know it’s a bunch of numbers
Me: oh.. you’re one of those houses

Aries: Time travel/alternate draenor
Taurus: obligatory troll raid
Gemini: characters getting corrupted and turning evil
Cancer: dragon aspects getting powers to fight deathwing, another dragon aspect
Leo: Thrall
Virgo: female characters getting married off or disappearing
Libra: New Races vanishing after the expansion is over
Scorpio: Old gods corrupting everything
Sagittarius: “the draenei were an invasive species”
Aquarius: King varian’s missing mother
Pisces: Neptulon vanishing forever