Halloween: *IS NEXT MONTH*
Me: sign me the FUCK up🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats 💀 some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right💀there 💀💀if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 👹 i say so 👹 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ👹 🎃🎃🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃🎃🎃🎃 👹 🎃 👻👻👻 🎃🎃Spooky shit
Ren Blackhand: How many dragons do you know that spend more time sleeping than trying to save the world
Tevruden: The entire green dragonflight.
Tevruden: check MATE, atheists
Man: I’m sorry ma’am, did you have a question for Candidate Sanders? Is there a reason you’re on the stage?
Me: Yeah, is he gonna get that Zapdos or can I have it?
Bernie Sanders: *pulling out phone* Woah woah kid, step off
friendship
me: *sends link*
friend: i am compromised
friend: emotionally
me: i know
me: that’s why i sent it to you
Friend: we have too many unfinished rps
Me: i know
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: So i have this idea for a rp.
me at 8pm: wow i sure am tired i’ll definitely go to bed early tonight!
me at 2am: time is a meaningless concept and i have never felt more awake than i do at this very moment
Asexuals
Me: *walks into school*
Me: I’m so gonna ace this.