Chats

Tirion: Arthas why do you have Bolvar chained up half-naked above your throne?

Arthas: Don’t u fucking kink-shame me

Someone who doesn’t own cats: Awwww!!! Pumpkin!! Sweetie !! Precious !! Flour!!!
Cat owner: hey assmaster whats in your mouth

Persephone: knock knock
Hades: who’s there?
Persephone: it’s September hope you’re ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane

15 year olds: I am so wise beyond my years… growing up is so *sniffles* tragic….I understand pain
20 year olds: what the fuck is happening

my clothes: *has a bunch of words and shit about how youre supposed to wash em right on the tag*
me: .. youre fabric go in the robot sink

[9:17:37 PM] ICY: CAT DUDES
[9:17:39 PM] ICY: ARE THE BEST TEV
[9:17:44 PM] ICY: I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THIS

The Burning Crusade: Scorpio, Sagittarius, Pisces
Wrath of the Lich King: Leo, Aquarius, Libra
Cataclysm: Aries,Capricorn
Mists of Pandaria: Cancer,Taurus,Virgo
Warlords of Draenor: Gemini

someone: you’re cute
me: I am an atrocity to god, but thank you

passive agressive tumblr post: you should hit reblog on art you like!
me: hits ‘like’ on the post on purpose, then continues scrolling