Chats

blizzard: haha whoops, looks like Illidan’s made a big mistakey! 😉 doesn’t that just grind your gears?
everyone: thank you so much for bringing illidan back, this is Prime Illidan, an absolute Choice Illidan, khadgar’s horror and maiev’s cacophony of off-screen screaming is absolute music to my ears

Hanzo [to McCree]: If you see Genji please give him this for me.
Hanzo: -_-
Hanzo: He’ll know what it means.
McCree [to Genji]: Oh, speaking of, he wanted me to give you a message.
McCree: -_-
Genji: *sigh*
Genji: The neutral face of displeasure.

Tracer: Emily luv, look up at the moon
Emily: [on facetime] ok
Tracer: I’m up here! do you see me?
Emily: it’s really far away babe I just see the moon
Tracer: !!!!!!!! THAT’S ME!! I’M THERE!!

Lucio (V.O.): ♫Two bros♫
Lucio (V.O.): ♫chillin’ in a hot tub♫
Lucio (V.O.): ♫no feet apart ’cause they’re quite gay♫

Mercy: (Sulking) Hey.
Jack: What happened?
Mercy: I entered a bodybuilding competition, but it turns out I seriously misunderstood the objective.
Jack: What do you mea-
Genji: Hi.
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xe’ra: i seek the child of light and shadow, the boy destined to end the age of demons
xe’ra: the one called–
xe’ra: *looks at smudged writing on hand that says “Anduin”*
xe’ra: …. illidan

*looks back at some of my best artworks*
Me: Wish I could draw like that

smug thinkpiece writer: “the internet is about the sound bite, the tweet, tiny fragments of information that only take two or three seconds to consume”
me, thinking back to the 5000-word tumblr post i scrolled past yesterday where two classicists, three high schoolers, and a witch all got in a very pointless argument about hades and persephone or shakespeare or something: uh,