dog: every snack you make
dog: every meal you bake
dog: every bite you take
dog: i’ll be watching you
bernie: we should raise minimum wage and tax the rich more so everyone can live comfortably
host: hillary?
hillary: *rolls in with a hoverboard, obey snapback, and doctor who shirt* whos hillary this is john cena
Draenei conflict resolution
Plan a: flee planet forever
Plan b: become road
friend: *lives across the country*
me: come over
Two types of introverts
Type 1: They like to be alone. They like being quiet and quiet environment. They prefer staying in because there is too much stimulation outside. They get tired very quickly when they are exposed to the outdoor too long. They can be in their room as long as possible without getting bored. There’s always something going on their mind or their desk.
Type 2: They like to be alone. They are not necessarily quiet. They get easily bored. They like to go out and explore – on their own. They like traveling and trying out new things but often wear headphones so that they can keep the experiences to themselves without interacting other people. They don’t mind stimulation from the world – as long as they have enough privacy to digest it by themselves.
A night elf guide to dealing with problems:
Plan A: Plant a tree on it.
Plan B: Lock it up forever.
My friends(don’t have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the ‘best of tumblr’ facebook page, tumblr is so funny
Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i’ve seen that one before lol
Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it’s variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it’s rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.
Warlocks: Fel nerds
Demon Hunters: Fel jocks
Sexual orientation: People are pretty and I am scared of all of them.
“chill”
no you chill: gemini, libra, aquarius, pisces
i am chill wtf: taurus, leo, virgo, capricorn
biTCH FIGHT ME *flips table* *grabs switchblade*: ARIES, cancer, scorpio, sagittarius