Chats

general grievous: whadda they call you stranger
darth maul: they call me johnny two-lightsabers. on account of my two lightsabers. whaddabout you
general grievous: johnny four-lightsabers
darth maul: fuck you

ppl: ur so talented i wish i could draw
me: ive been practicing for ten years
ppl: no but like… ur talented
me: no ive been practicing for ten years

famous people who sing: this is it,this is the year, imma win that grammy
adele: hello
adele: it’s me

People who live in places it doesn’t snow: Snow is so pretty! People who live where it snows are so lucky.
People who live where it snows: fucking Inconvenience Powder

0.5x A presses in a nutshell

end goal: save half an A-press in the long run, get a star
actual process: attract and levitate an enemy in place, build infinite speed for twelve hours so you can jump through four parallel universes and bounce off the enemy, all while holding the A button

kylo ren: darth vader i will finish what you started
anakin’s ghost: destroy all sand
kylo ren: what
anakin’s ghost: get rid of it
kylo ren:
anakin’s ghost: all of it

How people see it

Dps: bloodthirsty
Healers: nurturing

How it really is

Dps: bloodthirsty
Healers: bloodthirsty but with cuter clothes