Some horrifying monster: *does the scary monster entrance like in the scary movies*
Me: damn u single?
the “cancels plans so they can sleep” squad
Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius, Sagittarius
me: i wish someone liked me
someone: [likes me]
me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years
me before working out: i dont wanna do this
me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S
me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete
blizzard in legion: and YOU’RE back from the dead! and YOU’RE back from the dead! and YOU’rE –
person: you really don’t need permission to do things
me, lost without orders, a wreck of a human being: I Kind Of Really Do Though
When I see a cat
Me: [ sharp inhale of breath ]
Me: It’s a cat. Omg. Kitty. Hi sweet kitty. Come here. I love you.
deathwing’s origin story in a nutshell
titans: we have created dragon aspects of great power and wisdom
mortals: you fucked up a perfectly good lizard is what you did. look at it. it’s got old god corruption