Chats

someone: [makes a reference to Something I Like]
me: [comes out of a dark alleyway, snapping fingers rhythmically]

Anakin: I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire.
Me: You fucked up a perfectly good Kenobi is what you did. Look at him, he’s got anxiety

Blizzard: We love all the druid specs! Feral tank, feral DPS, restoration, and- *looks at smudged writing on hand*…blanche

@ people who tag: i read all of them ya nasties
@ people who don’t tag: do u even have thoughts

person: omg!!! give artists credit?!?!?!!!!!!!
same person: *rips an entire video from youtube and uploads it on tumblr with no credit instead of just posting the URL*

Me: I headcanon that character as ace.
Sexual Person: Well see that’s not possible because obviously that character is attracted to-
Me, placing my shoe in their mouth: ANYWAYS…

Orc/Troll/Goblin/Panda/Undead: “So many elves!”
Me: “Yeah, it’s Silvermoon City – the capital of the Sin’dorei nation.”

me: ive still got an ace up my sleeve
my very small asexual friend: please let me out