Chats

me, a dk, approaching the lich king’s throne: dad!
bolvar: new body who dis

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press “send”
thanks for your interest: why’d you have to bring this up
would you be so kind: fucking do it
best: i have never physically met you
all best: this conversation is over
all my best: i wish you would die
happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
i hope this helps: i’ve done all i’m willing to do
i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you’re too lazy to
sorry to chase: answer my email
so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
please contact my colleague: this isn’t my problem
i’m copying in my colleague: this isn’t my problem and i am thrilled about it
i’ll check and get back to you: i might forget to
i’ll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
can you check back with me in a week?: i’m hoping you will forget to
per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
thanks!: i’m not mad at you
thanks!!: please don’t be mad at me
thanks!!!: i’m crying at my desk
please advise: this might be your fault
kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
mind if i swing by?: i’m already in the elevator
can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
sorry if that was unclear: i think you’re an idiot
let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

My life summed up: I Was Going To Go To Bed Until RP Partner Got Online…

Me: *ships a harmless gay ship*
The Straights: um that will never happen
The Straights: *ship a girl with her abuser because they’re misreading blatant fear as sexual tension*
The Straights: yes good

LOOKS HARMFUL, IS HARMLESS: Virgo, Leo, Capricorn, Aries
LOOKS HARMLESS, IS HARMFUL: Libra, Gemini, Cancer, Pisces
LOOKS HARMFUL, IS HARMFUL: Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Taurus

You, waking from a restful sleep with a yawn: “it is a good waking and i am ready to be tricked by many things”
Me, eyes snapping open after several hours of lying in bed: “THE TORMENT HAS YET TO BEGIN, I SEE ALL FALSEHOODS”

Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*

12 year old me: Who are you
me: I’m you but gayer

me: *has terrible thought*
friend: *says terrible thought out loud*
me: OH THANK GOD

thassarian: ‘it would be of mutual benefit to all parties in question if –‘
sylvanas: *letter is returned rearranged into strips that read ‘N O’*
thassarian: ‘lady sylvanas, please’
sylvanas: *letter is returned w/ a piece of koltira’s skin; it also has N O written on it*
thassarian: ‘lady sylvanas, this is not behavior befitting a leader–‘
sylvanas: *letter is returned shot full of arrows; the tiny punctures read ‘S T O P’*
thassarian: *years later* ok time to talk to darion i guess