me: i should message my mutuals, i want them to know i want to be friends
me: actually im just gonna like a post they reblogged and hope they get the hint
McCreedy: It’s High Noon
Tracer: Oi it’s 12 bong
werewolf in every show or movie: wow, the most important thing in this story arc is happening, here. at night.
someone else: oh no look *points at full moon*
werewolf in every show or movie: oh damn, how careless of me. me, a werewolf, who transforms every month on the full moon, who has been doing so my whole life. oh my god how could i have forgotten it was a full moon tonight. you think itd be like a period by now and id have some sort of internal clock about this shit but damn theres the moon and i sure am standing outside here in front of everyone.
the “totally adorable but also basically Satan” squad
Scorpio, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces, Cancer, Gemini
my horrible brain: eventually someone is gonna draw those senior dogs from the Facebook sanctuary as anime men
me: let me live a single moment of my wretched life in peace you absolute gremlin
Arthas: I’ve created the perfect undead society!
Sylvanas: You fucked up a perfectly good human kingdom is what you did. Look at it, it’s got edginess.
favorite person: [gives me attention]
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!