Chats

me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
me: gets in bed
me: how was earth created
me: who made microwaves
me: how does the internet even work
me: i’m hungry
me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
me: too tired to sleep

me when ppl draw my ocs: *will love it no matter what, even if it’s completely out of character*
me drawing other ppl’s ocs: ok but what if he’s facing the wrong way, will they hate me

tracer: you ever hear about bofa?
lucio: thats the chewy stuff in bubble tea right?
tracer, crying, turning to d.va: i cant do it i cant break his heart like this

video game: allows me to double jump
me: double jumps for no reason, double jumps all over the place, double jumps just to walk around, double jumps over buildings, double jumps off the buildings, double jumps over npcs, double jumps over the person talking to me, double jumps over the enemy, double jum

The signs when tired

Literally no patience. Threatens to cut your throat every 0.5 seconds, then proceeds to cry: Aries, Pisces, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Scorpio

Stares into the abyss. Laughs at everything. Questions life itself and can’t focus on anything: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

people w mac computers: i like my mac because of the organization and because it suits my needs! pcs are ok too but I like my mac better
people w pcs: a mac RUINED MY MARRIAGE, KILLED MY DOG, AND SPOILED EVERY MOVIE IVE PLANNED ON SEEING FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS

Actual Junkrat and Roadhog: Very dangerous killers, insane from radiation, notorious criminals

Fandom Junkrat and Roadhog: Timon and Pumba with guns