*props chin on hand* So what’s it like being an undead elf? Do you find you enjoy anything anymore aside from battle?

Well the elf part is obviously wonderful. Being undead? The power is intoxicating. I once ran a third of the way around the Pandaria coastline without stopping. I regularly take up combat against a dozen enemies at once and emerge victorious (and haven’t once broken a nail.) And lets not forget that I’m immortal (take that, you snooty Kaldorei.) On the other hand, sometimes it’s almost as if the color was drained out of the world. 

As for things I enjoy other than battle…

*paces back and forth for a moment*

… I enjoy riding my Deathcharger.