I’ve asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it’s your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren’t expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

Which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep?



Not naming options to skew votes but…

I think there’s something fundamentally baffling with the way most of you think.

reply from candrawithlove:
Faerie points of confusion:
- faeries are real

Walrus points of confusion:
- location
- intent
- whether it is self aware
- what a walrus might want from ME?ALT