(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like:

A VB6 dialog box running on XP. The title is "Pronouns" and it has the menu options "File, Pronouns, Help". There's a main group labeled "Pronoun Order/Frequency", and below it four pronoun sets are shown: she/her, they/them, he/him, it/its". Each pronoun set has a slider, with she/her at 90%, they/them at 10%, and the remaining two at 0%. Next to each slider there's up and down arrow buttons for reordering. At the bottom of the sliders is an "Add new pronoun" button. ALT

See you could set relative frequencies of each pronoun, and order them.

And yes I did mock this up using Visual Basic 6. That’s just how my brain works.

A Windows Defender popup listing a trojan named Win32/Wacatac.B!ml in pronouns.exe ALT


the fucking POETRY of making a shitpost program about transgender pronouns and it gets falsely flagged before I can post it to tumblr.


Maybe… the pronouns… are a virus.

(Source: worked for an AV company)