Tag: TF

“The naga thing isn’t why customers won’t be bothering him with stupid questions for the next month, like I promised, but he’s half dragon, and Xenodermus is the dragon snake.

…Plus, his boss is about to walk by and tell him ’the schedule changed so all you’ve got is a break now.’ Which is juuuust about how long this will last.” –[REDACTED] seeing an opportunity for a fakeout on @volentis boy Ayrens.

I wanted to re-visit the awkward teenage lizard stage, but this time, Tevruden gets to destroy his armor too!

shehatestheparty:

‘This dog-brand beer tastes a bit funny’

Amazing TF art that I got from @/mossratsun on Twitter. 🐶 🍺

[REDACTED]: Explains in specific detail to someone, what will happen if they touch the object they are eyeing.
Someone: picks it up and gets TF’ed anyway
[REDACTED]: shrugs, and goes back to the thing he was doing before.
[REDACTED]’s adjunct: You’re just going to shrug at that?
[REDACTED]: Well yeah, I’ve have Internet.

Every time I see “Transform -> Scale” when I’m drawing a picture of Tev becoming lizard, I get amused

‘cursed to become horrible creature’ is just ‘inconvenienced by becoming monster’