“The famous Women Air Service Dragonesses (WASD) dragoness corps was reactivated during World War II. They specialized in firebombing and dogfighting, but as with any military propaganda, they leave out the side effects.”
-IMF Field Agent Ellis
This art is was made by frankensteining together stock art and public domain assets; see my Twitter for a detailed process description if you’re curious.
No one wants to work anymore. All kids these days want is to physically transform into animals. Bones cracking, breaking, splintering apart, stitching together into exhilaratingly new shapes. Hair, all kinds hair, various fluids and oils and whatnot. Monstrous musk, hideous scents foreign to civilization. Ragged-lip maws dripping with alien teeth, crowning in teething agony like the birth of an infant god. Gore-streaked visages howling in pagan delight by the pale light of the moon, etc. No work ethic. He who makes a beast of himself takes away the pain of clocking in tomorrow
Don’t break the warp 10 barrier, start transforming into a lizard, kidnap the captain, have lizard babies and then get them left on an uninhabited planet after the crew comes and changes you back.
There’s no consequences but its probably not a great idea.
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