i have an extreme weakness for characters who at first come off as stoic, unapproachable jerks… until it’s revealed that the reason for this is because they’re fumbling trashbaby dorks who have no idea how to properly handle social situations.
Iron Bull: “Sera, I had a thought. The next time we run into a line of enemies, I’ll pick you up and throw you.”
Sera: “Get off.”
Iron Bull: “No, this could work. I’ll loft you over the front ranks, you’ll land behind them to flank – mayhem ensues.”
Sera: “I can’t fly, you daft tit!”
Iron Bull: “Think of the mayhem, Sera. Mayyyyyhemmmmm.”
Sera: “I’d get a wedge-up something fierce!”
Iron Bull: “Look, you and Varric are the only ones small enough, and he’s… pretty dense.”
Sera: “Well do some bloody presses!”
party banter from Dragon Age: Inquisition
Words to live by.
nice legs, daisy dukes, makes a man go “suffer well, brother”
idk death knights in daisy dukes
(dumb 5 min doodle)