really really want to comm emetwol art but i havent gotten a comm in years and the very few times i did was with mutuals so approaching them wasnt scary
Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affectionÂ
Hey there guys. Itâs me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. Thereâs been a lot of people on this site lately being like âoooh no donât make viral uwu Iâm so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications canât handle 10k reblogsâ well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly Iâm not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think itâd be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting âfamous tumblr popcorn postâ on the list
Hi there guys. Itâs me, again. It is December 8, and my birthday is December 16 (and fyi I didnât even get my birthday off from work which Iâm being so brave about, just saying) and I want you all to gather round and listen to my pitch. I could tell you that I really want this, which I do but I also think itâd be really funny to NOT reach my goal and to start my thirties on the note of failure but like a really stupid kind that doesnât matter and is very funny. I could tell you that getting this post to a million notes will benefit you in some way, but it absolutely wonât, except in the general tumblr sense of getting to participate in committing to the crowdsourced bit, which is actually the truest joy this webbed site can offer. I could even be very earnest and say something how for better or worse tumblr had a hand in defining my twenties, and even when Iâve been infuriated with parts of it, it is genuinely the only social media that doesnât make me feel like shit and isnât impossible for me to use, and at very hard times in my life the weird community has been a comfort, but thatâs TOO EARNEST. Knock that shit off.
Instead, I offer you this: if you reblog this post with tags, like anything at all in the tags, multiple reblogs wonât be collated together meaning that you can make my notifications truly unusable. Think about that you fuckin jackals. Can you resist the urge to be both helpful and annoying as shit
As a person who just passed out of their 30s on the 8th, there’s a lot more worse ways you could start them out than with your tumblr notifications in shambles so, have fun!
