Rule nr 1) Make sure your partner is ok Rule nr 2) Is said partner ok – it is allowed to tease them to the heavens for their own dumb decisions.
Anyway, a little Ike and Seán short for week 2’s TF-tober theme “Stag” Normally Ike is the one going through these things but.. I mean.. Seán already had the antlers soooo 👀
do you think the prince of stormwind’s joints got messed up after breaking all his bones and was ever like “hey prince wrathion check this out” and did wacky shit with them
i think that killing a dragon should have catastrophic nuclear-fallout level environmental consequences tbh. their blood should scorch and wither the earth with fire and poison, the toxic fumes released as they decay should choke the land and all nearby living creatures, and the entire landscape where they fell should be transformed into a blighted wasteland where bleached leviathan bones loom upwards out of the ground as a warning that can be seen from miles away, the boundary markers of an exclusion zone.
i also think that it would be wonderfully ironic if those who sought the fame and glory of the title of ‘dragonslayer’ only ended up with the bitter, enduring reminder of the devastation they’re responsible for. this is not a place of honor. no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
