yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i canāt wait to try them tomorrow
i donāt think you understand i totally thought we were gonna die locked up in this castle but this fucking genius was like āim going to invent a way for humans to flyā. shout out to my dad heās a real one fr
LMAOOO this dude told me to be careful as he affixed the wings to my backā¦..dad no offense but you just invented flying and we have to go high enough to avoid the kingās archers. soo
HOOOOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I AM SO AFRAID. THE GROUND IS SO FAR. HOW DO BIRDS DO THIS. OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS
itās so beautiful up here
i donāt like seeing the ground. iām going higher
itās cold and i canāt see anything. not sure if thatās better or worse
by zeusā¦.what is that thingā¦ā¦.itās as bright as the sun and twice as warm
the gods look truly down on me this dayā¦apollo calls to me from his chariot of fire. a mere mortal. he must think my flight such a wondrous feat
i donāt understand why but heās coming closer. he is not supposed to stray from his path, lest the sun fall from the sky. why does he look so anguished to see me?
oh. i am in his path
itās so hotā¦was it this hard to fly before? maybe iām tired
the wax
he really does look like the sunā¦the light emanates from his fingers, his hair, his skin. he means to catch me. i reach for him
his skin burns. i cannot hold on
i slip through his fingers.
it takes a really long time to fall from the sky. longer than i thought
i wonder if he cried for me
i pray to him just in case. i am grateful he tried. my palms are red and cracked from where they touched divinity. the ground does not look any closer than it was
i have not seen my father since we took flightā¦i hope he escaped. i hope he will not witness this. i wish i could tell him how joyful these wings made me before the wax melted
i do not regret it. i have seen with my own eyes what others will only dream of
i am not afraid
i am not afraid i am not afraid i am not afraid i am not afraid i am afraid i am afraid i am afraid
please please please please please pleaseplease
the gods will not save me. i suppose this is a lesson in hubris. i am forever a flightless thing
please please please i have no coin for the ferryman if i am to die now i will never reach the realm of hades please turn me into a bird any bird or a bug or something anything please please pleasepleaseplease
I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM N
knight burlesque performance where he brings on a squire to help him take off each individual garment. the helmet stays on. squire is stone-faced and professional.
duo of knights doing a burlesque performance where they make (presumably) sensual eye contact while their respective squires help them take off their armour. the helmets stay on. the performance lasts twenty whole minutes. is this anything
