Firefox and Thunderbird are more than just programs to me
they are also handsome anthro men gently caressing me and offering to sync my tabs with mobile, swearing that they’ll never spy on me like that WHORE google chrome does
to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end
More Saints art that I’ve never posted. This was around the time I said “fuck it! pointy ears!” The character creator says it’s canon and I am not above it.
I once asked people what they thought this image smelled like and there was a definite consensus of ‘cigarettes’ and ‘axe body spray’. Have I mentioned that Jeremy is the worst? He’s the worst. And my favorite.
The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!
is this like satire or did you guys actually live this
