beautiful elven maidens are always warning me that my journey will be lonesome and arduous like okay idiot im literally just going to the gas station to fill uo my tank and also grab some sweet tea likr the 7/11 brand and some twix and some hot fries and wash my windshield lol 🙄 (<- doesnt realize the manticore

The "Robert Downey Jr 'He Did Not Realize'" meme with the text "she doesn't realise that she's gonna befriend a sick-ass manticore on the way to the 7/11 and make an enduring lifelong friendship that will inevitably (as all friendships do) radically alter each friend until and beyond their dying day, thus reinforcing the inherent and paradoxical tinge of tragedy contained within all friendship, for what is tragedy but radical alteration without expected foresight?"ALT