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give me some headcanons about dragon tev and prince dante tho :D

  • Dante is the only person Tev will let sit on his piles of treasure.
  • They regularely have picnics at the underground lake in Tev’s lair
  • The guards in dante’s castle still don’t understand why that dragon hangs around. It’s a giant nusance. At least it moves when they shoo it.
  • Tev has only knocked dante over once when booping him w/ the snoot.
  • Dante falling asleep and waking up w/ a dragon curled around him is a regular occurrence
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ok ok but what would tev do with a very excited and tied up dante tho? i’m talking extreme restraints, to where he’s basically hanging from restraints from the ceiling and quite immobile. He just kinda is staring very pointedly at Tev from the moment he enters but is just completely silent tho he’s probably busy undressing Tev w/ his eyes

Man I hope dante is ready for like hours of teasing, because that’s what he’s going to get. Especially since he can’t really squrim like that

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ok but would kyragos go on a date with a very dorky necromancer? what if tyr packed a picnic basket with a nice lunch for them to share after killing a bunch of orcs?

Well it depends on whether or not they can dive bomb the orcs. 

Also it depends on whether or not they can smooch during the the picnic.

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#Tyr could let you read his spellbook ;3#lmao ok i’ll behave

“Who says I haven’t ‘read his spellbook’?”

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pls tell me about why paladin Tev is problematic. I am v interested

  1. Tries to get out of any and every Argent Crusade meeting.
  2. Usually enlists the help of an unsuspecting orc to do 1.
  3. Diffuses responsibility between the two of them so neither of them get in trouble.