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❄ (vamp tev to jael /hides face)

“He is almost as big as I am. This should be fun.”

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§ jael (i need to stop thinking about this)

“You know Dante is watching us, right Jael?”

“The thought had entered my mind but–”

He is interrupted as the figure pressed against the wall leans in for another kiss.

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it’s only inconvenient when he’s trying to squeeze his way into the barbershop to get his hair dyed

Also when Feiyn tries to sit on his lap and their combined weight breaks the furniture.

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i followed u bc of funny jaina/kalecgos posts way back when i first joined tumblr in 2012. you’re even more of a silly dork now

Was it this one?

I hope it was this one.

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WOULD HE ACTUALLY THINK FRICKLE FRACKLE R U SRS

He thinks a lot of things! Why shouldn’t he?

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… not sure how this is even possible. wouldn’t he have to drink like 20 barrels of hard liquor to even get close?

With regular liquor you’d tread pretty close to alcohol poisoning on a living person to get him fairly drunk. Lichbloom strengthens the effect and reduces the amount of alchohol needed to achieve a decent result. 

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el-aatmik replied to your photo

NICK GO TO BED

am in bed.

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WHY IS THIS MY FAULT

Because you were the one who thought the description of a Forgotten Realms character was an MRP

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WAILS LOUDLY

Seriously she’s spawned like 3 times today in that one location

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