I had a guy come in and sit in my section today. When I went up to the table and asked what I could get them to drink, he said “Umm yeah, you’re going to have to be faster and take our order with our drinks because I have a flight to catch in less than an hour and if I’m late I’m going to have you fired.”


I’m not the one who made the decision to go out to eat when I have a flight to catch. If you want to catch your flight you should be going through mcdonalds. You don’t need to be an asshole, I’ll try to get the food out ASAP, but when you threaten to have me fired you’re setting yourself up for a lot of bad karma coming your way.

Oh man I hope he has a long line at security

And then gets selected for ‘extended screening’