One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions
It is dark and cold and wet and miserable and I have a warm dark quiet hideaway full of food and drinking water that is safe from interlopers and for some ungodly reason instead of holing up there to conserve my energy, I am standing up in a brightly lit beige room for several hours. A possum wouldn’t put up with this shit. I’m going to bite someone
OK we talk a lot about mutual changing fandom/hobbies and now you follow them and enjoy what they do but you don’t get it but WHAT ABOUT when they start getting into THE THING you are very normal about
from the replies: “second paragraph sums up his strategy. gotta love the brutal honesty of overfunded unicorns adding headcount to show “growth”. man is just gaming the system”
DON’T. FUCKING. ENGAGE. WITH BRAND. TUMBLR. ACCOUNTS.
Hi, sorry. Some people have been making some assumptions in the notes and I’d like to make a few clarifications.
1: I’m not some secret corporate planted account that’s “in on it” and intentionally baiting notes or anything. I got like, 30 notes from my comment, tops. Maybe a few reblogs. But I don’t give a fuck about any of that! I’m just a guy talking on the internet!
2: People make mistakes. Yes, sometimes even people who agree that you shouldn’t interact with corporate posts slip up. If you’re unaware, there’s a @brand-directory that lists them all for blocking. I was not aware. My apologies. I have rectified that mistake.
3: @nintendo-europe is a PARODY ACCOUNT. Their links lead nowhere and even the slightest research into Nintendo’s own list of social media accounts wont mention it. So it’s not even a brand post.
@badgraph1csghost Next time you make a post like this, please blur out or otherwise censor the name of the dumbass you’re pointing at, because I’ve tried contacting you multiple times with no luck. I rarely post as is, so the fact that I’m suddenly forced to defend myself like this is ridiculous.
