me rn
its his pleasure to serve
lokimarepreg: barkentin: lokimarepreg: me rn its his pleasure to serve
biatches plz
we all know who has the choicest do on this sidea azeroth
this mofo right here
shoulda posted the dick version ngl
there’s a dick version
and i never even knew
oF COURSE THERE’S A DICK VERSION
this is the internet
lokimarepreg: me rn
borgiabutts: can i win slutty transmog of the year award
“malfurion you better shave that jungle down there,” says tyrande irately after a bout of hot night elf sex with her hubby
the joke is that his pubes are green
uhhh i am pretty sure that would go against everything us druids stand for
part-time equius appreciation blog: egelska: im never going to get over jaina’s new hairi can prove this…
im never going to get over jaina’s new hair
i can prove this because i’m still upset that tyrande has a bumpit
like dear female alliance leaders really your hair is not even fashionable in azeroth girl you all behind on the times go back to bein fly pls
(u 2 moira braids are not…
jaina moira and tyrande jelly of that sylvanas haircut
banshee queen hair game impeccable
man, she dead
her hairs as dead-fucking-dry as my late grandma’s vajayjay
and that color man
just no
and do i even need to talk about malfurion’s beard
no i dont
i bet tyrande tells him every morning “why the fuck dont you shave before you went to work malfurion u god damn druids whatever i am too swag for this iM GOING TO GO TAKE CARE OF MY HYGEINE LIKE A GOOD ALLIANCE LEADER”
but then she puts in a bumpit so they’re even
malfurion
lord of the dance elves
druid of the dance
husband of dancerand
brother of illidance
‘illidance’ made me laugh and cough at the same time
strategicboner: I was just walking my corehound in the park. Then I sat down, and the screenshot just went off on its own. I am not a model.
I was just walking my corehound in the park. Then I sat down, and the screenshot just went off on its own. I am not a model.
and do i even need to talk about malfurion’s beard
no i dont
i bet tyrande tells him every morning “why the fuck dont you shave before you went to work malfurion u god damn druids whatever i am too swag for this iM GOING TO GO TAKE CARE OF MY HYGEINE LIKE A GOOD ALLIANCE LEADER”
but then she puts in a bumpit so they’re even
