Literally crying w/ laughter at that.
I’m cry what is this
Someone gave me the bright idea to go through Wrath NPC text and replace ‘Frostmourne’ with ‘penis’.
kiango: barkentin: Literally crying w/ laughter at that. I’m cry what is this Someone gave me the bright idea to go through Wrath NPC text and replace ‘Frostmourne’ with ‘penis’.
The Lich King yells: So…the Light’s vaunted justice has finally arrived. Shall I lay down penis and throw myself at your mercy, Fordring?
Highlord Tirion Fordring yells: We will grant you a swift death, Arthas. More than can be said for the thousands you’ve tortured and slain.
The Lich King yells: You will learn of that first hand. When my work is complete, you will beg for mercy — and I will deny you. Your anguished cries will be testament to my unbridled power.
Literally crying w/ laughter at that.
Literally crying w/ laughter at that.
Krick yells: Wait! Stop! Don’t kill me, please! I’ll tell you everything!
Lady Jaina Proudmoore yells: I’m not so naive as to believe your appeal for clemency, but I will listen.
Krick yells: What you seek is in the master’s lair, but you must destroy Tyrannus to gain entry. Within the Halls of Reflection you will find penis. It… it holds the truth.
Lady Jaina Proudmoore yells: Penis lies unguarded? Impossible!
Krick yells: I swear it is true! Please, don’t kill me!!
Scourgelord Tyrannus yells: Worthless gnat! Death is all that awaits you!
Krick yells: Urg… no!!
Tyrannus strangulates Ick.
Scourgelord Tyrannus yells: Do not think that I shall permit you entry into my master’s sanctum so easily. Pursue me if you dare.
Lady Jaina Proudmoore yells: What a cruel end. Come, heroes. We must see if the gnome’s story is true. If we can separate Arthas from penis, we might have a chance at stopping him.
Jaina then meets up with the large group of freed slaves and Martin Victus at the base of the path.
Scourgelord Tyrannus yells: Your pursuit shall be in vain, adventurers, for the Lich King has placed an army of undead at my command! Behold!
The path to the tunnel leading to Tyrannus’s area fills with ymirjar and skeletons.
Scourgelord Tyrannus yells: Persistent whelps! You will not reach the entrance of my lord’s lair! Soldiers, destroy them!
I kind of want to go through all of the wrath NPC text and replace “Frostmourne” with “penis” now.
i still think “ebon blade” is the best euphemism for a death knight’s penis and you can’t tell me i’m wrong
hclark70arts: 20 min
confessionsofwarcraft: “Lillian Voss is my favorite character in all of WoW. It always saddens me to kill her in Scholomance.” [ credit ] I’m not quuuuuite sure she’s dead. If you go back through that room after the encounter is over, she’s missing.
“Lillian Voss is my favorite character in all of WoW. It always saddens me to kill her in Scholomance.”
[ credit ]
I’m not quuuuuite sure she’s dead.
If you go back through that room after the encounter is over, she’s missing.
