Hey @staff is that ‘LGBT folks “only” make up 25% of the userbase’ figure you tout: people who browse the website of people who author the work that makes people visit this site?
OKAY SO i saw the new pokemon and i was like “wow he looks like the ‘im the boss’ duck” and my friends were like what the FUCK are you talking about and i was like…the… th..the “i’m the boss” duck…. every single boy from like 5-12 years old wore this shirt in the 90s… and i sent this pic and they were like “i have never seen this before in my life. what the fuck are you talking about.” i realize this is not a universal experience. perhaps it is a 90s californian exclusive. i also cannot find the origin of this shirt anywhere it just manifested sometime in the 90s and then disappeared with the y2k bug i guess
bringing this back because they added quaxly in pogo and also because of that tiktok you are now all familiar with the i’m the boss duck.
ADHD person who manages it by using an ability to effectly pause time so they can do weeks of work overnight but time still passes for them, so sometimes you’ll see them and they suddenly look months older, hair has grown out and it’s turning grey now, and you say “another big deadline, eh?”. There are bags under their eyes
This is a self callout. This ability would solve all my problems, but I’d be dead of old age in under a month.