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do you guys think that i am in love with the fictional character garrosh hellscream

“gallows didn’t you spend five years writing a 70,000 word garrosh x reader fan fiction?” yes but notice how the relationship is explicitly with the reader and not the author. i am absolved

you understand.

I saw this again and then started thinking of a reply that began with “its a sort of love, but not the sort of romantic love where swamp is making out with Garrosh in Grommash–”

then i scrolled down to the part where I saw my own icon.

quichedborad:

aanabear2803:

charlesoberonn:

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chaotic-aro-incarnate:

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literally cannot believe “first ever live action omegaverse show” is not bigger news on tumblr

The live action omegaverse show about racecar drivers!

It’s not just A/B/O, it’s Isekai A/B/O.

My mistake, these are two different live-action Omegaverse shows.

Pit Babe is a Thai show about Omegaverse racecar drivers.

Couple Or Not is a Chinese show about a guy being Isekai’d into an Omegaverse parallel universe where he’s mpreg with his Alpha rival’s child.

WHAT

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Elon just owned himself in a court document

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Good job musky

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Alternatives to Squishmallow

So as many of you have probably already heard, Jazwares, the company that produces Squishmallows, is donating to charities that support Israeli soldiers and the IDF. They’re also supporting Canary Mission, which has been doxxing people who speak out against Israel. BDS hasn’t called for a boycott against them, but I can’t in good faith spend my money on their products, and I would strongly encourage everyone who enjoys plushies to really think long and hard about if you want to give your money to a company that’s helping support genocide!

But the holidays are coming up, and lots of us enjoy plushies and were fans of Squishmallow, and were planning to give Squishmallows to friends and family this year.

Fortunately, there are a number of great plushie companies out there, and I want to promote some of my favorites in the hopes that folks will get their plushie fix from a source that doesn’t side with Israel. So without further ado:

Fluffnest

Fluffnest got their start on Kickstarter a few years ago, and I adore the round shapes of their PuffPal plushies! My favorite is Pete the Possum, which is probably the best possum plush I’ve ever seen. I’ve also got a beautiful moth from their Kickstarter and I’ve been wanting their bats for ages. They also recently had a Kickstarter for an Animal Crossing-esque video game featuring their plushie characters and it looks fantastic.

Squishables

I can’t get over the plague doctor plushies. They’re so perfect and cute, and they’ve released other variations of them called Alter Egos, like a ghostly version, an alien, or a really sweet cottagecore one! They’ve got a ton of variety, but what I like the most are the fantasy plushies. There’s a lich! There are dragons and demons! Cryptids! Biblically accurate angels! A lot of really fun stuff!

Also they do a lot of great charity work! Right now they’re doing an auction for the Food Bank of New York City.

AfternoonFika

AfternoonFika is a very small business of only three people, but their plushies are extremely cute. They tend to sell out fast, so I recommend following them on social media to stay on top of any restocks! They recently released a line of dinosaurs that are precious, and of course I love their iconic cactus cat and cinnamon bun bunny.

Jellycat

Jellycat has been around since 1999, so they’re the oldest of these companies. They’ve got great designs, a ton of variety, and a lot of their plushies are made to be cuddled on and not just displayed. All three of my tiny nephews sleep with a different stuffed dog from Jellycat. My mom has a sun and several succulents that she uses as decorations. There’s a little something for everyone who enjoys plushies!

If you have any other favorite companies I haven’t mentioned, feel free to add on! I’ve enjoyed Squishmallows for a while now and I’m sad to see their leadership coming out on the side that’s committing war crimes on a daily basis, but this is a good time to discover new favorite plushie companies! And remember, money speaks loudly. Even if BDS hasn’t called for a boycott of Jazwares, it sends a message when sales start dropping for companies that support genocide. It’s a small thing, but the little things we do can add up!

LittleSofts

Two rows of four plushies, each about 12 in long and sitting with arms curled. Their color schemes coordinate with a pride flag. From top left, there is an ace dragon, pan possum, nonbinary bat and trans otter. From bottom left, there is an aromantic cat, bi hyena, gay painted dog, and lesbian tanuki. ALT

Littlesofts started in late 2021 so a lot of their plush are in the preorder stage (the ones above were JUST announced a few days ago and I think is their biggest launch so far) I’ve been extremely happy with my ultra-snuggly trans raccoon !!! (preordered in june and received in october and can be ordered now)

A plush raccoon, sitting up with paws curled inward. It's colored like the trans flag, with a soft pink body, white stomach, and eye/ear markings shades of light blueALT

The body itself is about 10 inches, not counting tail, which for me is perfect to hold. There are also weighted plush with a more dense filling (about 2 lbs) as well as pins of the plush. Love these guys!

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“well do a headstand and gargle my ample balls. it almost looks like you value free use of your time or something. aww. you sweet predictable bluebird. you absolute skibidi dick-boss. buddy you were created by lord revenue to boost our stocks, so listen to five insurance ads back to back or i’ll publicly boil your bicuspids in acid”

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dnd paladin character concept: a knight raised alongside a magic user, who loves his friend, considers them family — but the magic user through a twist of fate ascends to godhood, vanishing from normal human life. so the knight swears fealty to the fledgling god so he can have some connection to them even still & the god who loves him dearly in return blesses him with gifts and divine powers as a way to reach back toward him, back toward earth. this paladin’s vows are easy to keep, like second nature… and prayer is both automatic and personal

can you imagine being a new god’s firstborn devotee? their most beloved, their milk tooth? he knew his god when they were a lanky teenager and helped lie for them when they used to sneak out of their studies. the two of them would crack each other up late at night until they thought they might hurl. no other paladin knows his god as intimately and well — he saw them pimply and awkward and human and real, and worships them even still. that kind of devotion is impossible to manufacture

the paladin chooses a quest to follow, with the caveat “should my god allow it.” he goes to pray by the river — they used to seek the river together every time they made large decisions, and it was by a river he swore his sacred oaths — and murmurs “will you allow it, old friend?” to the water. a flower blooms at his bent knee. (his god trusts his judgement; they will never forbid him any path he requests to follow.)

It has been a long pile of log years but I want to say “Forgotten Realm’s… Finder… Joel” fit this via bard not knight.