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Being undead is no excuse for skipping leg day – Page 22 – A copy of Tevruden's blog because I don't Trust Like that anymore.

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foone:

miltonlibassistantn1fan:

ROBOTS WITH CHRONIC ILLNESS. ROBOTS THAT NEED TO STAY HOOKED INTO THE GRID OR RLSE THEY SHUT DOWN IN A FEW MINUTES. ROBOTS WHO CAN’T TRAVEL BECAUSE THEYRE HOOKED INTO A BANK OF BATTERIES

ROBOTS WHO OPERATE WAY ABOVE HUMAN PROCESSING AND COGNITION SO THEY INTERRUPT AND ANSWER QUESTIONS BEFORE YOUVE ASKED THEM

DO YOU HEAR ME CA. YOU HEAR ME….

Robots who act like 90s laptops. Yeah they still work, but they had to have their hard drive swapped out. They can’t be used portably anymore because their original batteries are long dead and no one makes replacements anymore. They have memory issues when they first wake up because their cmos battery died, and leaked, and the corrosion means they can’t hear out of their right ear anymore.

They can’t interact with the modern world without some assistive devices, because they were built in an age of dial up modems. They don’t know what ethernet is, let alone wifi or 5g. But they’re still kicking! Their vision may be a little blurry, they’ve got an old LCD with some backlight problems, but they manage.

They just need to be careful. Their plastic is getting brittle in their old age. They’re not worried about the yellowing, of course. They could try retrobriting it but they consider it a badge of honor. It shows they’ve been around a while.

The tension of a robot wanting to retrobright because they don’t match their memory of what they looked like, but also not wanting to retrobright because it shows how long they’ve been around….

smiggles:

smiggles:

I dont know who needs to hear this but your full body commissions are worth more than $20

If you’re not getting any bites in your commissions it’s not because they’re overpriced

It’s likely actually due to you having not gained a grounded audience yet

Getting your name out there can be tough but art should not cost less than minimum wage an hour

foone:

foone:

Need to have that kind of t4t makeout sex where we start merging together and losing track of which body parts belong to who and by the end there’s only one of us left but it’s both of us, in one body.

That’d fix me. Or kill me. Either way, what bliss?

what the fuck happens in steven universe

spicymotte:

spicymotte:

maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn’t need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance

me being fascinated by the complex political caste system in the getting-rawed-by-two-dragons book

A new Encyclopedia Brown book:

  • Encyclopedia Brown and The Case of The Next World Mural
  • Encyclopedia Brown and The Case of The Unsolvable Case
  • Encyclopedia Brown and The Case of The Square Bullet Hole
  • Murders
  • Encyclopedia Brown and The Case of The Couch In An
  • Unexpected Location
  • Encyclopedia Brown and The Case of The Murder at The Hookah Parlour