“Dread Mistress, there is a visitor to your illustrious court!”
“Oh? And who is it?”
“It’s some sort of … double drider, Dread Mistress.”
“It’s fuckening what?”
“The top part is an elf but the bottom half is also an elf.”
“… so they’re an elf.”
“Oh. Uh … yes, I suppose so, Dread Mistress.”
“Yesterday I saw a terrible omen. We were visited by a spider with sixteen eyes, sixteen legs, two heads, and two abdomens.”
“ … so you saw two spiders.”
“As you say, Dread Mistress.”
“… and you are my slave, and you will obey my every command and cater
to my every whim and submit to my commands for the rest of your
pitiful, mortal life!”
“Wait, really? Fuckin sweet.”
“… Eh?”
“Do I get a collar?”
“… oh my fucking God.”
“Servant, I have a mighty quest for you to undertake. You must leave
our lands and venture out amongst the surface-dwellers, and procure for
me a number of pretties.”
“Your every wish is my command, Dread Mistress. For what shall I undertake such a perilous quest?”
“Pack of Newports, couple of scratch-offs, and a mountain dew.”
listen i am not american. i understand that even democrats fucking suck and its a genuinely shitty situation to be in. im so sorry. but hey, hey look at me. why are you guys bullying people for saying “you should still vote blue?” Like im curious about the alternatives youve got. voting red? firebombing walmart? tumblr user catboyssepticbutthole, i know you will not be firebombing walmart.
you guys are falling into the “the revolution will fix everything” mindset and then not even occupying tv buildings or organising the coup or anything. youre just posting. Don’t encourage being complacent under the guise of encouraging revolution
There’s so many people in the notes saying “you can firebomb walmart AND vote :)” let me reiterate, none of us on this fucking website are gonna firebomb a walmart
I’m done with yall posers. get off tumblr and do it then idc
Re: firebombing a Walmart-
What is THAT supposed to accomplish?
The Walton family won’t be at a Walmart. You know who will? The people working and shopping there, who aren’t billionaires. You firebomb a Walmart, the people getting killed and injured are them, and the Walton family definitely won’t pay their medical bills.
Know what else the Walton family won’t do? Pay any employees of that store while the store is shut down. So you then have a bunch of people out of work who won’t be able to pay their bills, who probably don’t have enough savings to last them until they can find another job.
Shut up about firebombing Walmarts and volunteer at a damn soup kitchen.
learned today that people in the wow rp community are now experiencing instances of RPing with someone for a while before it becomes evident that the replies they’re getting are chatGPT generated.
i would feel so offended and almost taken advantage of/used if i found out someone was just ai generating responses to me. that would basically mean they’re a passive non-participant and using me as a tool for their entertainment and not a mutual creative endeavor.
kids using character.ai to rp instead of finding a community to play with is sad enough. actually seeking out a community and then creatively catfishing real writers is some next-level grotesque.
Shoutout to the Elder Millennial at the table next to me at the gaming bar, whose barbarian just charged into battle shouting “LEEEEROYYYY JENKINS!!!!”
and then had to stop and sheepishly explain a World of Warcraft meme to his genZ GM.
