druidonity2:

Theres an alternate universe out there somewhere where I made an ask blog with these guys and I think about that sometimes.

(2020 phone drawing)

(2023 drawing)

falcoworks:

When you have poor nightvision and your boyfriend moonlights as a sleep paralysis demon 🙁

74n5n:

assign to prev

black cat

white cat

grey cat

orange cat

calico cat

tortoiseshell cat

brown tabby cat

tuxedo cat

colorpoint/sealpoint cat

cream cat

chocolate cat

spearxwind:

DEBRIEF/// [ VANDAL SQUADRON ]

tevruden:

Me, a CEO: Harassment on my website isn’t allowed

Also me, a CEO, on the same post: *threatens to call the FBI on someone because I’m scared of dying to a car covered in hammers.*

Me, a CEO, now having a meltdown because I was called out: Harassment on my website isn’t allowed, so I will simply harass them on some other website.

homunculus-argument:

Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:

1. Yeah you’re cute when you sleep but you didn’t let me sleep either so I’m going to annoy you now because I’m bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.
2. How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can’t understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.
3. I don’t know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won’t stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.
4. I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what’s in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
5. I can’t communicate with you and you can’t communicate with me, so I’m just copying the tone of the sound you’re making in hopes that you understand that I try.
6. You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.
7. Hey are you ok, you haven’t done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don’t get why you do that but I know you do that when you’re ok.

thottybrucewayne:

2010s Black Tumblr didn’t die organically. It was killed. Not just by staff, not just by the porn ban, but by the white userbase as well. Black bloggers were (and still are) being mass-reported and harassed off the platform constantly. White Tumblr users would post gore in problack tags, racefake left and right in Black people’s askbox, pick random AAVE to call racist/misogynistic/transphobic, etc then get the Black people who were nice enough to explain what it means to them mass reported for harassment, the list goes on.