You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them
All the people talking about the gold standard in the comments: you realize gold has as much intrinsic value as everything else right? it’s just a yellow metal we call pretty and has uses for stuff only humans do. It has as much value as numbers in a database. It had no value before humans. It will have no value after humans.
The money made up from gold being valuable is just as money made up from fractional reserve banking.
I say this as a guy who spent the better part of a decade around gold/silver/platinum/palladium.