– A Serpent of Mists and Stars –
My void elf monk – Samandar Calistar.
Twitter now has its own “cock is one of my favorite tastes” post.
I have the browser I can just DO this:
lol he got madder

So for everyone returning from twitter, welcome back to tumblr!
We’ve got this really rare vintage of wine in the basement, would you like to go taste it?
Don’t mind the stains in the hall, red has more positive connotations than negative…

You’ll be glad to know, that is ExACTLY what you were supposed to think of 😉
You have no idea what she’s saying, but you’re still pretty sure she’s telling you to go fuck yourself.
Another ‘when I played Nina as a werewolf in a WtA game’ throwback that I still like. Drew it during last year’s October challenge.
Once again, tho, to dispel any (COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE) confusion: this is AU. In her canon setting, she is distinctly Not a Werewolf.
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I’ll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it’s funny and impossible so good fucking luck
Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.
By Talos this can’t be happening
reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.
why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op
I figured out roughly how many notes it’s been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023
If we keep it going at this rate we’ll be far past 666k
IMPORTANT
Okay so clearly I’ve underestimated y’all
So how about we make this more interesting?
I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022
Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night









